Small Candle - Hot Fart

During my weeks of analysis I've discovered that the quality of the bum crack greatly affects the scent of the outcome. You might think that the particular type of oily juice that reaches your nose is a direct result of what was eaten or whether the creator needs a plop, but that is only half of the story. A bit like a fine wine, the body is very different to the nose.  Same with a nice hot pump. The nose comes from the crack, how greasy it is, whether it was wiped properly, amount of hair and so many other things. So you might thing 'uh hhuh yeah that's a funny candle', but please stop for a minute to consider all of the experimentation and washing machine loads that went into the research for a product that sells for only a few pounds of money.